Written by Yash Karia from frustrationsofyashkaria.blogspot.com
Since it was festive season, my friend and me went out for shopping to leech in the discounts, like every Indian does.
Foreign brands know how Indians love cheap stuff and only buy things if they are on discount, so they have found another way to scratch our balls.
We first visited Spykar for the shopping and OMFG! It was 40% discount, totally what I call Raste ka Bhav Saste Main! The walls were covered with posters of jaundiced fellows, half naked in Spykar Jeans and girls (who looked as if they had been exported from Mongolia) wearing Skpykar apparel, making ridiculous poses.
Friend : Wanna check out the sports wear?
We rushed to sport section and saw some cool tracks costing around Rs.1400 .So, my friend pulled out his plasma TV sized Android and started finding out 40% of 1400.
Salesman: "Umm, Sir! There's not discount on these tracks" and then pointed to the section of discounted tracks.
Trust me guys, Shanivaris sells better tracks than these.
Stupid orange colored tracks, they looked like someone had spilled cough syrup over them. And then there were the blue tracks which looked as if they had been rubbed with toothpaste. All of this ugly shit costed 400/-.
Next we entered the Louis Vuitton showroom where we saw Louis Vuitton Belts (normal Looking though). They costed around Rs.3000. If you buy this belt, make sure you only wear this and no clothes! Who would spend Rs.3000 just to hold their pants up? Give 10/- to tailor and he will arrange a nada! ( Better grip than this belts though)
and the Girl said : Sir this is Pure Leopard Skin! ( Maa ki aankh.. behenchod, nahi chahiye)
That Girl took us to Wallet section! There she showed us 1500-5000/- Ranged wallets ( Ssly, We never put more than 100 rs in Wallets, I want to find Louis Vuitton and ask him/her.. can you buy your own Wallets?
Friend 1 : We only have 1000 bucks:)
Girl : MC, time kyun waste kiya mera to! Huh!
( She seemed to think we were Heirs of Queen Elizabeth)
And then we ended up with nothing except Jockey Undies!
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Visit frustrationsofyashkaria.blogspot.com
Since it was festive season, my friend and me went out for shopping to leech in the discounts, like every Indian does.
Foreign brands know how Indians love cheap stuff and only buy things if they are on discount, so they have found another way to scratch our balls.
We first visited Spykar for the shopping and OMFG! It was 40% discount, totally what I call Raste ka Bhav Saste Main! The walls were covered with posters of jaundiced fellows, half naked in Spykar Jeans and girls (who looked as if they had been exported from Mongolia) wearing Skpykar apparel, making ridiculous poses.
Friend : Wanna check out the sports wear?
We rushed to sport section and saw some cool tracks costing around Rs.1400 .So, my friend pulled out his plasma TV sized Android and started finding out 40% of 1400.
Salesman: "Umm, Sir! There's not discount on these tracks" and then pointed to the section of discounted tracks.
Trust me guys, Shanivaris sells better tracks than these.
Stupid orange colored tracks, they looked like someone had spilled cough syrup over them. And then there were the blue tracks which looked as if they had been rubbed with toothpaste. All of this ugly shit costed 400/-.
Next we entered the Louis Vuitton showroom where we saw Louis Vuitton Belts (normal Looking though). They costed around Rs.3000. If you buy this belt, make sure you only wear this and no clothes! Who would spend Rs.3000 just to hold their pants up? Give 10/- to tailor and he will arrange a nada! ( Better grip than this belts though)
and the Girl said : Sir this is Pure Leopard Skin! ( Maa ki aankh.. behenchod, nahi chahiye)
That Girl took us to Wallet section! There she showed us 1500-5000/- Ranged wallets ( Ssly, We never put more than 100 rs in Wallets, I want to find Louis Vuitton and ask him/her.. can you buy your own Wallets?
Friend 1 : We only have 1000 bucks:)
Girl : MC, time kyun waste kiya mera to! Huh!
( She seemed to think we were Heirs of Queen Elizabeth)
And then we ended up with nothing except Jockey Undies!
For more Yash Karia,
Visit frustrationsofyashkaria.blogspot.com
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