Wednesday, 5 June 2013

People Not To Mess With

Introduction

The world is full of stubborn and arrogant assholes who think they can mess with who ever they want. These guys think they are unbeatable but as we all know these are the ones who get their asses kicked at the end. If
you are one of these kind of guys and you are reading this, you better continue reading. This post may save you from the dangers that await you in the future.
I myself was one of the stubborn idiots a year ago, but I learnt the most valuable lesson in life when I messed with the wrong guys. So, in this post I am going to warn you about these people and advise you, so that you can stay safe.

Mafia
The Mafia are a worldwide criminal organization. Members of the mafia, can be anywhere around you and you won't even know it. It is quite possible that some of your family members may be in the mafia too (If you live in Italy or U.S.A). This basically means that you aren't safe anywhere. If you want to avoid the Mafia, stay away from handsome men dressed in formals like tuxedos and who have an Italian accent. This is the description that suits a mafia gangster the best.

Yakuza
Yakuza, just like the Mafia, are another organization. Yakuza are spread out all over Asia, so if you live somewhere in Asia, and you want to be secure, don't stay around heavily tattooed people with fit bodies. The Yakuza mainly operate in Japan and they always carry a deadly sword (katana) which they keep hidden in their clothing. So you better not act like a wild boblo when they are around unless you want to get sliced up like a chicken.
Tip: Do not, I mean "DO NOT" mess with people who you think are related to Yakuza, they will call for backup immediately.

Indian Gaoties
Gaoti- Uncivilized rowdy villager
These are one of the most dangerous people I have come across. Not all of them are bad guys but watch out for the teenage ones.They roam around the town looking for opportunities to cause trouble. If you see any of them walking around, never stare at them into their eyes, never retaliate if they taunt you with abusive words and get away from the spot as quick as you can.

Taliban
If you ever see a guy with a really long beard and a thick turban snooping around the place, run for your life!
He's going to plant a bomb!

Note: I am not a racist and no racism meant in this post.



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