Rascala and Temur

Warning : This is probably the most nonsensical post of all time and does not make sense at all. So be ready to do a lot of facepalms. 

And one more notice: If you are an Indian and don't find this post entertaining, here's a tip, assume that the dialogues are in hindi so you can translate them in your mind as you read.

Rascala takes another look at his watch while sitting in the lobby of his buddy Temur's building waiting for him. The lift door opens after an hour and Temur walks out. He spots Rascala sitting in a corner and rushes towards him. As soon as Temur comes closer, Rascala sees a large bulge in his mouth. Rascala uses his logic      asks Temur "Hey! There's something in your mouth and its big. And big things are usually tasty!".
Temur opens his mouth revealing two large spit coated laddus. Now, Rascala being a dumb person starts screaming with his mouth wide open for no reason.

For the westernized Indians who have forgotten all about their culture, this is a typical laddu.

Temur taking advantage of the situation takes a deep breath and with full force launches a laddu from his mouth and shouts out "Yeh Leh!". The laddu covered with huge amounts of saliva spit out by Temur enters Rascalas mouth. Rascala faces the torture and tears roll down his cheeks. *Emotional music plays*

By Ishaan and Archit

The Story Continues in the Next Post...