Yo Mamma Jokes!

Yo Mamma jokes are one of the best ways to insult an enemy in a really funny way. Every Yo Mamma joke is full of swag and ridiculous humor. Yo Mamma Jokes can really come in handy at school, at home or even at office (if you are a rowdy middle aged guy) to have a good laugh with your homies.

Joke 1
Yo Mamma so fat, that when she sits on an iPhone, it turns into an iPad.

Joke 2
Yo Mamma so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she's already world wide.

Joke 3
Yo Mamma so fat that when she walked by the TV, I missed three seasons of "Two and a Half Men".

Joke 4
Yo Mamma's teeth are so yellow that the traffic slows down when she smiles.

Joke 5
Yo Mamma so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Joke 6
Yo Mamma so stupid that she returned her ice cream saying that it was cold.

Joke 7
Yo Mamma so stupid that when an intruder broke into the house, she dialed the police number on the TV remote and was searching for the call button.

Joke 8  
Yo Mamma so fat that when she stepped on the weighing machine, it displayed my phone number.

Joke 9
Yo Mamma so fat that she wears two watches because she occupies two time zones.

Joke 10
Yo Mamma so stupid that she climbed a glass wall to see what is on the other side.


Note: This post is not meant to hurt anyone's sentiments and is only meant for entertainment. If anyone finds it inappropriate or disrespectful, here's a tip, swap the "Yo Mamma" in each joke with your enemy's name.