Bindass Shayaris

Shayari 1
Meetha hai kosa hai, barish ka posa hai
Meetha hai kosa hai, barish ka posa hai
abey saale, maangi thi idli laya tu dosa hai!

Shayari 2
Mein to kehta hu ki tum bhi shayari kiya karo
Mein to kehta hu ki tum bhi shayari kiya karo mere dost,
Tumhara bhi torha naam ho jayega,
Jab ande tamaatar padenge, dinner ka intezaam ho jayega

Shayari 3
Hazaar khat us ne likhe mujhe par us ke khayalo ko padh nahi pata
Hazaar khat us ne likhe mujhe par us ke khayalo ko padh nahi pata
haye rabba, kaise bataoon pagal ko ki mujhe malyalam padhna nahi aata!

Shayari 4
Boond boond se bhar ta hai tub,
Boond boond se bhar ta hai tub,
Pata nahi meri shaadi ho gi kab!

Shayari 5
Bam bam bam gir pade hum
Bam bam bam gir pade hum
And this caused the explosion of the bum!

Shayari 6
Jab us ko dekha to man me ek khayal aaya
Jab us ko dekha to man me ek khayal aaya
Bhago bhago sala mota aaya!

Shayari 7
Jab tum angdaahi leti ho, mera dum ghut jaata hai,
Jab tum angdaahi leti ho, mera dum ghut jaata hai,
Abey saali badboodar, thoda perfume lagaane me tera kya jata hai?!

Shayari 8
Jis Bus Me Baithi Ho Hashinaye 
Us Bus Ke Shishe Chitak Hi Jate He 
Driver Chahe Jitni Tez Chalaye Bus 
Diwane to Fir Bhi Latak Hi Jate He..! 

Shayari 9
Kyo har mausam ki tarah badal jate ho, 
kyo har roj mera dil dukhate ho , 
meri ruh tak kaap jati hai yah sunkar , 
ke,tum BARTAN MANJANE ke SABUN se nahate ho. 

Shayari 10
Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi, 
uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi, 
Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte, 
phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi 

Shayari 11
Gf is beauty, wife is duty, 
Gf is lovely, wife is pagli, 
Gf is wisky, wife is risky, 
Gf is rani, wife is paresani, 
Gf is mango fruty, wife is kismet footy ! 

Shayari 12

Tumhari life me 
1 aisi ladki ayegi 
jo sirf tumhari hogi 
tum use behad pyar karoge 
tum use kiss karoge 
or 
wo pass aa kar kahegi 
I 
Love 
You… 
Daddy!!!

By Ishaan & Archit