Welcome once again to Punjab Da Munna, where we help you become an anti-dumbass. I, your mentor and guide - Archit Lal. am an exclusive member of the TeddyBear-Zone, and I bring to you 4 shocking realities.
As you may be wondering. What the fuck is a TeddyBear-Zone? I had the same reaction when I became a Teddy. I had been bro-zoned and friend-zoned before, but TeddyZone was something totally out my imagination.
So the TeddyBear-Zone is a zone specific to the male species, where a girl looks at you as a soft toy to play with when she needs. She may cuddle you and hug you, but all while she's waiting to date another guy (who is not a TeddyBear). The TeddyBear-Zone is comparatively the most fatal of all. You're just an inch away from being a boyfriend
- If you have a cute way of laughing.
- If your cheeks are chubby and permanently red
- If you have a soft voice.
2. But Teddies Are Cute, Right? Nice question. Let's first look at what an actual TeddyBear does. It lies around in a girl's room, motionless, just waiting to be squeezed and hugged. Have you even seen the expression on a Teddy - it is expressionless! Being put into the TeddyZone means that you only exist to fill a girl's emotional void. A classic example of a Teddy - Yamcha from Dragon Ball Z.
3. I Am Ross. Don't make sense? Watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S...
4. The Teddy She Needs. I may protest or rant all I want, but the truth is I am her teddy... the teddy she needs, not the man she needs. But still, she needs me, right? So, yes! I will let her pull my cheeks, and I will be there when she wants a cuddle. You don't just become a teddy, the teddy-life chooses you.
5. I was planning on a fifth point. But screw it, my girl says its cuddle'o'clock (sounds awkward right? :)
As you may be wondering. What the fuck is a TeddyBear-Zone? I had the same reaction when I became a Teddy. I had been bro-zoned and friend-zoned before, but TeddyZone was something totally out my imagination.
So the TeddyBear-Zone is a zone specific to the male species, where a girl looks at you as a soft toy to play with when she needs. She may cuddle you and hug you, but all while she's waiting to date another guy (who is not a TeddyBear). The TeddyBear-Zone is comparatively the most fatal of all. You're just an inch away from being a boyfriend
1. Are YOU: So who can enter the TeddyBear-Zone? Basically, anybody with the the following features is eligible for becoming a Teddy.
- If you're over 80 kgs.- If you have a cute way of laughing.
- If your cheeks are chubby and permanently red
- If you have a soft voice.
- If you wear large glasses (optional).
2. But Teddies Are Cute, Right? Nice question. Let's first look at what an actual TeddyBear does. It lies around in a girl's room, motionless, just waiting to be squeezed and hugged. Have you even seen the expression on a Teddy - it is expressionless! Being put into the TeddyZone means that you only exist to fill a girl's emotional void. A classic example of a Teddy - Yamcha from Dragon Ball Z.
3. I Am Ross. Don't make sense? Watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S...
4. The Teddy She Needs. I may protest or rant all I want, but the truth is I am her teddy... the teddy she needs, not the man she needs. But still, she needs me, right? So, yes! I will let her pull my cheeks, and I will be there when she wants a cuddle. You don't just become a teddy, the teddy-life chooses you.
5. I was planning on a fifth point. But screw it, my girl says its cuddle'o'clock (sounds awkward right? :)
Really informative . sadly i aint in teddyzone.
ReplyDeleteHope you survive out of it XD
Hahaha brother good luck getting out ... well you can always join the gym ... hit the road more often on a bike and try wearing something cool ?
ReplyDeleteHi. Chutiya.
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