Yo Mamma Jokes!

Yo Mamma jokes are one of the best ways to insult an enemy in a really funny way. Every Yo Mamma joke is full of swag and ridiculous humor. Yo Mamma Jokes can really come in handy at school, at home or even at office (if you are a rowdy middle aged guy) to have a good laugh with your homies.

Joke 1
Yo Mamma so fat, that when she sits on an iPhone, it turns into an iPad.

Joke 2
Yo Mamma so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she's already world wide.

Joke 3
Yo Mamma so fat that when she walked by the TV, I missed three seasons of "Two and a Half Men".

Joke 4
Yo Mamma's teeth are so yellow that the traffic slows down when she smiles.

Joke 5
Yo Mamma so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Joke 6
Yo Mamma so stupid that she returned her ice cream saying that it was cold.

Joke 7
Yo Mamma so stupid that when an intruder broke into the house, she dialed the police number on the TV remote and was searching for the call button.

Joke 8  
Yo Mamma so fat that when she stepped on the weighing machine, it displayed my phone number.

Joke 9
Yo Mamma so fat that she wears two watches because she occupies two time zones.

Joke 10
Yo Mamma so stupid that she climbed a glass wall to see what is on the other side.


Note: This post is not meant to hurt anyone's sentiments and is only meant for entertainment. If anyone finds it inappropriate or disrespectful, here's a tip, swap the "Yo Mamma" in each joke with your enemy's name.

The Marketing Genius

Haha! I am surely going to do this if I ever start a repair company.

Rascala and Temur (Chibi Manga)

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Rascala and Temur

Warning : This is probably the most nonsensical post of all time and does not make sense at all. So be ready to do a lot of facepalms. 

And one more notice: If you are an Indian and don't find this post entertaining, here's a tip, assume that the dialogues are in hindi so you can translate them in your mind as you read.

Rascala takes another look at his watch while sitting in the lobby of his buddy Temur's building waiting for him. The lift door opens after an hour and Temur walks out. He spots Rascala sitting in a corner and rushes towards him. As soon as Temur comes closer, Rascala sees a large bulge in his mouth. Rascala uses his logic      asks Temur "Hey! There's something in your mouth and its big. And big things are usually tasty!".
Temur opens his mouth revealing two large spit coated laddus. Now, Rascala being a dumb person starts screaming with his mouth wide open for no reason.

For the westernized Indians who have forgotten all about their culture, this is a typical laddu.

Temur taking advantage of the situation takes a deep breath and with full force launches a laddu from his mouth and shouts out "Yeh Leh!". The laddu covered with huge amounts of saliva spit out by Temur enters Rascalas mouth. Rascala faces the torture and tears roll down his cheeks. *Emotional music plays*

By Ishaan and Archit

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